Tom: Am
Am D Am E
[Verse 1]
Am D
We're quite polite; we say thank you, please
Am D
We're all quite educated; we all have degrees
Am D Em
I'm lactose intolerant so i can't eat cheese
[Verse 2]
Am D
I don't sleep in, yeah I rarely snooze it
Am D
I have distortion but I choose not to use it
Am D
I'll have a herbal tea, make sure that you infuse it
E Am D Am E
We're only moderately rock and roll
[Verse 3]
Am D
I'd do my groupies, but I'm afraid of disease
Am D
On Friday night I'd rather stay in and watch DVD's
Am D
I'm lactose intolerant so I can't eat cheese
E Am
We're only moderately rock and roll
[Interlude]
E D E F
30% rock, 10% roll, 50% nerd 10% troll
Am D
(spoken) What? What was that? What? 10% troll.
Am D
Oh, Its a Harry Potter reference
Am D
We really are 50% nerd, aren't we?
Am D
Yeah, You're 100% Hufflepuff
Am D
Awesome. Is that good?
Am
No
[Bridge]
C D
This is the part, where you'd expect me to rock out
E F
Rip of my shirt and lose it
C D
But i hurt my back and i got a sore throat
G E
I'll have a herbal tea, make sure that you infuse it
[Verse 4]
Am D
I think Roy Orbison is pretty damn fine
Am D
Instead of beer and whisky, I enjoy a fine wine
Am D
When there's nothing on TV, I'll be watching channel 9
E Am F
We're only moderately rock and roll
[Verse 5]
Bbm Eb7
I'll have a drink, sure, but I won't get pissed
Bbm Eb7
I'd play a solo but I sprained my wrist
Bbm Eb7
I'm proud to tell you that I cried while watching Schindler's List
F Bbm
We're only moderately rock and roll
[Verse 6]
Bm E
I'd do a stage dive but the floor is covered in glitz
Bm E
And I'd smash my guitar but it cost me quite a bit
Bm E
Yeah, I will sign your photo, but I draw the line at tit
F# G F# B
We're only moderately rock and, moderately rock and, 40% rock and roll
B
And 10% troll
