We are the League!
Another boring night and I'm feeling pissed
My head's fucked up and I'm in a mess
Too many drugs, they make me high
I wanna cause havoc, I wanna die
We are the League, and we're the extra man
We are the League, and we are the anti-band
And don't you say you're feeling bored
The League are here and we are scorned
We are the League
We are the League
We are the League
The Anti-Nowhere League
You criticise us, you say we're shit
But we're up here and we're doing it
So don't you criticise the things we do
No fucker pays to go and see you
We are the League and we are mad
We are the League and the music's bad
Fuck-up noise like you've never known
We'll make you wish you'd stayed at home
We are the League
We are the League
We are the League
The Anti-Nowhere League
But we ain't no dogs, we ain't no man
We hate the things we don't understand
A time for love, but that ain't class
If you don't fucking like it stuff it up your arse
We are the League and we are mean
We are the League and we're obscene
Don't give a toss what you think
And all your views they fucking stink
We are the League
We are the League
We are the League
And don't fuck with the League!
