She's the leading light of darkness Always parks her car in spaces Meant for little old ladies Not that dirty big Mercedes Dresses to the right in trousers Opens up her mouth and thunders In her cuban heels she blunders Haunting me while I should be asleep If I never meet another person Half as up their arse as you, my dear, It'll be too soon The devil lives upstairs And she doesn't care Demonically cold and heartless Hasn't got the time for carpets Hasn't got the time for silence Sacrificed to small hour violence Riverdancing hound of Hades With a face for scaring babies Her boyfriend's screams. Haunting me when I should be asleep If I never meet another person Half as up their arse as you, my dear, It'll be too soon The devil lives upstairs And she doesn't care Should I get a man to kill her? Take a rusty knife and spill her Steaming guts, blood pouring, On that precious real wood flooring? If I never meet another person Half as up their arse as you, my dear, It'll be too soon The devil lives upstairs And she doesn't care