Tom: G
(G C D G) (G7 C D C G)
It's like I don't care about nothin' man
Role another blunt
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, But then I got high
My room is still messed up And I know why, (why man)
'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(G C D G) (G7 C D C G)
I was gonna go to class, before I got high
I coulda' cheated and I could of passed, but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man)
'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(G C D G) (G7 C D C G)
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high
I just got a new promotion,but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why, (why man)
'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(G C D G) (G7 C D C G)
I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support,
but then I got high (No you wasn't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why, (why man)
'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(G C D G) (G7 C D C G)
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high, I'm serious man
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why, (why man)
'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(G C D G) (G7 C D C G)
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high
Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off)
cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
(G C D G) (G7 C D C G)
I messed up my entire life, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife , because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man)
'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
(G C D G) (G7 C D C G)
I'm gonna stop singing this song, because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why, (why man) 'cuz I'm high,
because I'm high, because I'm high
(G C D G) (G7 C D C G)
(Are you really high man?)
(he really is high man!) get jiggy with it
O bring it back , Because Im high
Well my name is afroman and I'm from east palmdale,
All the 'Dale weed i be smokin, is mama's hell
I dont belive in Hitler thats what I say' (O my goodness)
So all of you skins, please give me more head
Mother fucker, afro mother fucker m-a-n
(G C D G) (G7 C D C G)
A-e-i-o-u and somtimes double u
We aint going to sell any of these mother fucking albums cuz
Lets go back to marshal durbans and hang
some more chickins cuz fuck it
Fuck the corporate world biatch
