Morticia mia! Morticia! morticia! The name alone is gold It speaks of death and labored breath Not fears of growing old! If i could stop the clock right now to make a simple wish The only wish that i would wish is tish, tish, tish... The wind that makes a window creak The mist inside the word mystique Morticia The fluttering wings of bats in flight Those creepy crawly things at night Morticia The moment she is focused on you makes you feel alive And after she is through you hope you only just survive Not unlike being stung by every bee inside the hive Morticia The scream she saves for only you The misery she puts you through Morticia (morticia) The chill she brings to every room The lethal stench of french perfume Morticia (morticia) She meets your gaze and promises To send you to the sky When all the while behind that smile she's wondering how you'll die That's why it's so delicious to be governated by Morticia Not today! that's what i heard her say What's happening to my wife? (what's happening to your wife?) Not today! that's really not okay She must be feeling blue I don't know what to do Except perhaps it's true I must! I can't! I will! You think? I shall! I'll end my life! ...... Morticia! nooo! ...... Morticia (morticia) She's every dream and every nightmare permanently bound So when i'm dead asleep that's when i feel it most profound But tell me you'll be round before i'm 6 feet underground Morticia, morticia The hours playing hide and seek That unexpected greek technique Morticia (morticia) A blackened heart A darker soul Imprisonment with no parole (mooooorticiaaaaaaa!) Nice...... If i love you and you love me Then lose this fresh facade My ingenue i'll help you to avoid the firing squad And life will be for us you'll see interminably odd (morticia) There's not a moment i could wish (morticia) That would exclude my darling tish (morticia) Morticiaaaaaaaa......