They always want me to explain
How'd you tuck, girl?
Drag queens do it, some trans the same
We're all tuckers
Gender's a mystery
My dick is history
With tuck tape
Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape
Oooh
From sack to crack, snatch back that cat with
Tuck tape
It takes a master to create a
True beef curtain
Triple a tuck tape never fails
That's for certain
These bulgy messes
Succeed in dresses
With tuck tape
Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape
Oooh
Scrotal skin is real damn thin so
Duct tape
Ooh no
G-g-g-gender
She sure tried it
That bubble gum
You can't deny it
What to do just grab onto some
Tuck tape (ooh)
Tuck tape
Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape
Oooh
Grey duct tape is so damn late, wear
Tuck tape
D-d-d-danger
Watch behind you
Your tuck is loose and
We can see your balls now, Mary
What to do just grab onto some
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Can SVU report your gape with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Your monster mash looks like a gash with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Your VPL can go to hell with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Not ace of base on cassette tape
I'm talkin' 'bout tape that you use to hide your genitals
Okay I think I've got it!
Pull this stunt on your boy front
And Donald Trump will grab your-
Courtney
That residue comes off with lube or glue gone
Actually, you know, I prefer using organic cold-pressed
Fair trade, sustainable, gluten-free, kösher, non-gmo
Vegan, halal, locally sourced coconut oil
I mean coconut oil is just amazing, there's nothing you can't do with it
I cook with it, I pull with it, I lube up my body with it
If you're in a committed, loving, safe relationship
You can also use it as a
Tuck tape
