Tom: G
G D Em
[Willam (spoken):]
C
It's Christmas
[Alaska (spoken):]
G D Em C
Geez, Christmas is terrible
[Willam:]
G D
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
Em
Dad don't give a shit
C
And my sisters say whatever
G D
All good, I'm cool
Em C
My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
G D
Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
Em C
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
G D
Woke up, tree side
Em C
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride
[All:]
G (hold) D (hold)
And this could be...
(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
Em (hold) C (hold)
The worst Christmas ever
(Bitch you don't know a sled)
G D Em C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G D Em C
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G D Em C
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G D Em C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Courtney Act:]
G D
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
Em C
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(Go to your room!)
G D
Woke up, rolled out
Em C
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
G D
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
Em C
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
G D
Yeah I, nearly died
Em C
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride
[Alaska (spoken):]
C (hold) D (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
[Courtney (spoken):]
C (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened
[Alaska (spoken):]
D (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?
[Courtney (spoken):]
No...
[All:]
G D Em C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G D Em C
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G D Em C
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G D Em C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
Am (hold) D (hold)
So, there is this one year
Am (hold)
And it was Christmas
D (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
Am (hold) D (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
Am (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
D (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches
[Courtney:]
G D Em C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G D Em G
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
[All:]
G D Em C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G D Em C
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G D Em C
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G D Em C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
G D Em
Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go
[Courtney (spoken):]
C G D
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it
[Alaska (spoken):]
Em C
Fine I'll do it okay, ready?
G D Em C
Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah
[Courtney (spoken):]
G D
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?
[Alaska (laughs):]
Em C
[Willam (spoken):]
G (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!
