Tom: G [Primeira Parte] C You were never meant for me G Em G No true capability to satisfy me in a human way C G You got the weaknesses and I have to deal with it Em I restart you every single day [Pré-Refrão] G I turn you off, I turn you on C And off and off, and on and on Em D And off and off, and on and on and on [Refrão] G I think you need a software upgrade C Because you run ten minutes too late Em And I'm too cute to patiently wait G I'm getting you a software upgrade (Software upgrade) [Segunda Parte] C You're not original G A true individual Em G You only say what you're programmed to say C You never make me any food G And you are never in the mood Em D So come on baby, tell me, are you gay? [Pré-Refrão] G I turn you off, I turn you on C And off and off, and on and on Em D And off and off, and on and on and on [Refrão] G I think you need a software upgrade C Because you run ten minutes too late Em And I'm too cute to patiently wait G I'm getting you a software upgrade (Software upgrade) [Ponte] Em He's a fine, fine hologram G Oh, but he'll never be a real man C Oh, he's a fine fine hologram D Hey hey hey [Refrão] G I think you need a software upgrade C Because you run ten minutes too late Em And I'm too cute to patiently wait G I'm getting you a software upgrade (Software upgrade)