Tom: C
C F
If you ain't a man with a lot of guts, a dog-gone woman will drive you nuts
C G
You can't trust one to the corner now a days
C
You gotta watch your doors or she'll cheat you blind,
F
A woman ain't got but a one track mind
C G C
You'll find out Bud, it's the man who always pays
[Verse 2]
F
She'll feed you a line that will turn your head and you'll marry her and when you're in bed
C G
She'll go through all the pockets in your pants
C F
And if you object there'll be a big fight and chances are it will last all night
C G C
I'm telling you man you just ain't got a chance
[Chorus]
F C G
Never, never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do
F C G C
Never, never trust a woman she'll just make a monkey out of you
[Verse 3]
F
Though women are handy around the house, they can't be trusted by man nor mouse
C G
It's a shame the way they drag a good man down
C F
It's a well-known fact they talk too much and they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such
C G
And Paul Revere the gossip all around town
C F
You'll blow your top when they get in your hair and they'll drive you to drink and man I'll swear
C G
You wish you never seen the light of day
C F
I'm tipping you off your goose is cooked when one of them females get you hooked
C G
And so you better think it over while you may
[Chorus]
F C G
Never, never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do
F C G C
Never, never trust a woman she'll just make a monkey out of you
