Tom: G C Bm A G And the sign says long haired freaky people need not apply D Bm G A So I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why Bm G He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do D A G A So I took off my cap and said imagine that, me working for you CHORUS D C G Signs, signs, everywhere signs D C G Fuckin' up the scenery, messin' my mind A G Do this, don't do that C Can't you read the sign?