It's time for Animaniacs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh 'til you collapse We're Animaniacs! Come join the Warner Brothers And the Warner Sister, Dot Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught But we break loose and then vamoose And now you know the plot! We're Animaniacs! Dot is cute and Yakko yaks. Wakko packs away the snacks While Bill Clinton plays the sax. (or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.) (or We pay tons of income tax.) We're Animaniacs! Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe. (or Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.) Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse. Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse. The writers flipped; we have no script Why bother to rehearse? Cast : We're Animaniacs! We have pay-or-play contracts. We're zany to the max There's baloney in our slacks. We're Animanie, Totally insaney (alternate endings) Here's the show's namey Pinky and The Brainy Come back, Shaney The rain in Spainy Cockamamie Shirley MacLainey How urbaney Citizen Kaney Andromeda Strainy Where's Lon Chaney? Eisenhower Mamie Miss Cellany Chicken Chow Meiny Dana Delaney No pain, no gainy Hydroplaney Money down the drainy Penny Laney Ehhh... Tarzan and Janey Novocainey Here's the Flamey Meet Mark Twainy Presidential campaigny Hunchback of Notre Damey Bowling laney Bangor, Mainey Frasier Craney Mister Haney Quiche lorrainey Lake Champlainy High octaney Public domainy Cast : Animaniacs! Those are the facts.