Trailers for sale or rent Rooms to let fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets I ain't got no cigarettes All but two hours of pushin' brooms Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I'm a man of means by no means King of the road. Third boxcar, midnight train Destination...Bangor, Maine. Old worn out suit and shoes, I don't pay no union dues, I smoke old stogies I have found Short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means King of the road. I know every engineer on every train All of their children, and all of their names And every handout in every town And every lock that ain't a lock When no one's around, I sing, Trailers for sale or rent Rooms to let, fifty cents No phone, no pool, no pets I ain't got no cigarettes All but, two hours of pushin' broom Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I'm a man of means by no means King of the road.