Little Woody Allen

Little Woody Allen sits alone in a playground, but he doesn't mind 
The other children play their childish games 
He's in his own world, but he's doing fine 
All the silly boys are playing with their toys 
But Woody's got a typewriter and it's his pride and joy 
Little Woody Allen's very shy, he wouldn't say boo, boo to a goose 
But Woody was a very simply child 
He wouldn't eat meat nor salads or sweets 
One little boy wants to be a fireman 
Another little boy wants to fight for Uncle Sam 
Not little Woody Allen 
Little Woody doesn't dream of rock'n'roll and cars 
He wants to be in movies and meet his favourite stars 
Little Woody Allen's very bright 
He doesn't sleep much, or not much at night 
Little Woody Allen got a girl, Mia Farrow, the girl of my dream 
All the silly boys are playing with their toys 
But Woody's got a typewriter and it's his pride and joy 
Little Woody doesn't dream of rock'n'roll and cars 
He wants to be in movies and meet his favourite stars