Television Personalities

She's Only The Grocer's Daughter

Television Personalities


Well if she makes you sad and blue 
There's one thing that you can do 
Relax your mind and float downstream 
Pretend it's all a very bad dream 

She's a witch and she's absurd 
I'd like to give her what she really deserves 
I'd like to knock her greenhouse down 
And trample on her roses 

We don't love you anymore 
We don't want you like before 
We don't love you anymore 
So now you know the score 

Don't you let her get you down 
Oh no she's only the grocer's daughter 
Don't you let her get you down 
Oh no she's only a grocer's daughter 

She's a devil in disguise 
I'd like to poke her in the eyes 
All dressed in blue 
Blue hair blue shoes 

I'd like to paint her in the nude 
And I've heard it is her birthday soon 
Gonna buy her a ticket to the moon 
And a leather bound set of Mills and Boon 

We don't love you anymore 
We don't want you like before 
We don't love you anymore 
So now you know the score 

Don't you let her get you down 
Oh no she's only the grocer's daughter 
Don't you let her get you down 
Oh no she's only a grocer's daughter 

I think I ought to slap her face 

Well if she makes you sad and blue 
There's one thing that you can do 
Relax your mind and float downstream 
Pretend it's all a very bad dream 

Never buy a second hand car from a grocer's daughter 
Never buy a second hand car from a grocer's daughter 
I'd like to put her across my knee 
I think somebody ought to 
But she's only the grocer's daughter 
But she's only the grocer's daughter