Television Personalities

Jackanory Stories

Television Personalities


Jackanory stories, settle down and we'll begin 
Now we're up to page nineteen and it looks like the indians will win 
But just like life there's a good beginning but there is no middle 
So you may as well skip to the end 
It's the same old story 
And I've heard that story a thousand times before 

Read a book at bedtime to help you off to sleep 
I've found I get the same effect from fixing on reality 
It's just like life there's a good beginning but there is no middle 
So you may as well skip to the end 
It's the same old story 
And I've heard that story a thousand times before 

Sit amongst the bowler hats and make your crossword last 
Travel intercity, get nowhere twice as fast 
Just like life there's a good beginning but there is no middle 
So you may as well skip to the end 
It's the same old story 
And I've heard that story a thousand times before