Tom: F#m A C# D E A C# D E [Verse] A C# D E You're a two-time lover and a full-time flirt A C# D E You're nothing but a schemer in a tight, red skirt A C# D E One man two times a day A C# D E So, wash your feet and stomp away [Instrumental] A C# D E A C# D E [Verse] A C# D E The guys you seek are lusty tarts A C# D E The life you lead is in the dark A C# D E The way I feel I cannot say A C# D E But hang around, baby, I'll tell some day [Chorus] D E F# Because I'm free in my life's direction D E F# But where do I go to get infected? D E F# I'm free and my life's corrected D E F# E But where do I go to get infected? [Verse] A C# D E You're a two-time lover and a full-time flirt A C# D E You're nothing but a schemer in a tight, red skirt A C# D E One man two times a day A C# D E So, wash your feet and stomp away [Chorus] D E F# Because I'm free in my life's direction D E F# But where do I go to get infected? D E F# I'm free and my life's corrected D E F# E A A But where do I go to get infected? [Instrumental] A C# D E A C# D E [Bridge] A C# D E two-time, a two-time lover A C# D E Cause' I'm a women under cover A C# D E A two-time, a two-time lover A C# D E Cause' I'm a women under cover [Section] F# A E My feelings false, my means are real F# A E So, pack up, slide on, and get outta here F# A E I'm drinkin' rum and muscatel F# A E I'm spendin' my life with a Jezebel [Chorus] D E F# Because I'm free in my life's direction D E F# But where do I go to get infected? D E F# I'm free and my life's corrected D E F# But where do I go to get infected?