Blitz

Tom: D

D
 Getting bored, of Walls 2
                        Bm
I should find a new minigame

October 2013, saw the game and I thought
G
Oh my god, the fuck is this

So many, op kits
A7sus4                    A
But I guess, I’ll play a game


[Verse 2]
D
 Horse tamers, every game
                          Bm
Dominating winter all day long

Everybody's kits the same
                      G
Because it is so damn strong

But hey, I can survive

I get better ping here, than to the Hive
A
Teams and hackers, everywhere
G                      A
But nobody plays blitz to be fair


[Chorus]
D
 So I’ll keep on playing
                    Bm
And get horsetamer 6

My horse is fast but stupid

And I will call it Brick
Em
Toxicologist gets added

With a level 5 stone sword
G
Keep going with a single dream that

One day I’ll be leaderboards
D
 Gonna join another map

But I know it’s all in vain
Bm
Trying to earn some coins..

But it’s not worth the pain
Em
Got a long list of level 7s...

No high level kits I've gained...
G
Keep getting rogue’d in deathmatch
N.C.                  D
But that's just the game


[Verse 3]
D
Hypixel, gets a new host
                   Bm
I will miss you 30 ping

Now it’s on, the east coast
                        G
But now I only want one thing

To get, the youtube rank

What the fuck it’s 30k subs
A7sus4                A
And I join the Elite team


[Verse 4]
D
Screaming, crying, horse users
                        Bm
As we nerf their kit to bits

Don’t worry, toxic’s next
                        G
We’ll completely revamp blitz

Make it, a whole new game

While i try, and rise to fame
A
I’ll make for, myself a name
G                       N.C.
When I’m done here this game will never be the same


[Chorus]
D
So I release my first montage

Become a rising star
Bm
People blame my hit detection

Because of my 5 bar
Em
But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer 10
G
People blame thorns constantly but

I still make one again
D
 I name it Unexpected

Later I release Life
Bm
My personal favorite

Flawlesses left and right
Em
But Blitz has some new problems

And this one’s pretty dumb
G
 Only one map ever fills up
N.C.
Why is it Caelum?


[Bridge]
D
 Remove Caelum and replace it with v2

But it’s still half the things people queue
D
 So many teams the forums explode
D N.C.
 So we release an update: team mode


[Chorus]
D
 That was my last move

And I leave the Elite Team
Bm
People ask me why but

I must follow my dreams
Em
So I guess that marks the end of

My whole 9 month regime
G
But I’m telling you the game is

Better off than it seems
D
 So that was Blitz

It’s been over a year
Bm
Nowadays there’s nothing

But lots of diamond gear
Em
There’s five scouts in each round

It’s getting quite insane
G
I keep getting janitored but
N.C.
That’s just the game