Man, this internet's something else Cuttin' it close Let the dishes turn green Everyone chasin' their Internet dream Some like it hot In a triple X funk Winnin' the auction Turnin' money to junk Cappin' the flag In a virtual dash Skippin' your wedding To play in a match Shut all the blinds You mighta been seen Sittin' alone With your internet dream Winning the race For your digital fix Living your life With a clickity-click So every day I swear I'm gonna go to bed at like eleven. And all of a sudden it's 4 am... And I was just watching Youtube and reading Wikipedia for five hours. It's like, man... You ask me the next day. I can't even remember what I was doin. Crazy. Cuttin' it close Let the dishes turn green Everyone chasin' their Internet dream Some like it hot In a triple X funk Winnin' the auction Turnin' money to junk Cappin' the flag In a virtual dash Skippin' your wedding To play in a match Shut all the blinds You mighta been seen Sittin' alone With your internet dream Winning the race For your digital fix Living your life With a clickity-click I was talkin to my mom the other day And she's like "Oh, My computer's been acting up again!" So I'm thinkin she got a virus or something... And I'm like "ok, what's wrong?" And she's like "You know that bar that you type the website in! It disappeared! I can never remember how to get it back!" I'm like "ok, Mom. We did this last week." I love my Mom and Dad. Shut all the blinds You mighta been seen Sittin' alone With your internet dream Winning the race For your digital fix Living your life With a clickity-click Shut all the blinds You mighta been seen Sittin' alone With your internet dream Winning the race For your digital fix Living your life With a clickity-click