Seken wo sawagashiteru tegowai kaitouteikoku Aa, dou ni ka shinakucha Heiwa wo mamoru tame ni tadaima seichouchuu Shipai nante kazoetetara Mou kiri ga nai Nene, kyouryoku shiyou yo! Iya, chotto arienai Hijou jitai jiken ha mou mattanashi desu Hey hey, let’s team up! No, no way! Shuutou ni purofairin chokkan wo mikata ni shite Supi-do kaiketsu otegara agechau yo Karaburi mikomi sousa nazomeku jiken no kagi Aa, aseri ha kinmotsu Mita me ha kodomo datte yaru tokya yarundakara Yuudan shiteru hannin ni tsugu Saa, kakugo shite! Nee, chotto chikaku nai? Nande? I~jan ikou yo! Genba hyakupen dakyou nante kotoba shiranai! Saidai no mokuteki he to zettai ni nigasanai yo Saki ni tsukamaete miserunda Jama shinaide kureru? Chousho ikashiatte ashide matoi dakara! Raibaru doushi wari to kekka o-rai!? Mondai no genba ha doko? Kaitou ha yurushimasen Chikara awasete ganbarou yo! Watashi-tachi no deban! Shuutou ni purofairin choukan wo mikata ni shite Supi-do kaiketsu otegara agechau yo