Tom: Am E E Jason! [Verse 1] E A E Jason B. Sad was a lonely lad, his head was a bed for everyone E His clothes were his life, but his heart was a knife A E Inscribed upon it was "Rock 'n' roll is cruel" [Chorus] C Am Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy Em Slice me a bone of the Universe C Am Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy Em Slice me a bone of the Universe [Instrumental] E E [Verse 2] E A E Jason got weird and he pierced his ears, a gypsy alone in his gallantry E A E He met Shaky Sue, who wore only blue and they shared in their teenage misery [Chorus] C Am Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy Em Slice me a bone of the universe C Am Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy Em Slice me a bone of the universe E E Here I come [Instrumental] E A E E A E Owww Owww [Chorus] C Am Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy Em Slice me a bone of the universe C Am Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy Em Slice me a bone of the universe [Instrumental] E E Ahhh [Verse 3] E A E Then Jason read books and wore hard looks, he swapped Blue Sue for an artisan E A E His winters were long and a fantastic song, grew from his head like a marigold [Chorus] C Am Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy Em Slice me a bone of the universe C Am Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy Em Slice me a bone of the universe C Am Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy Em Slice me a bone of the universe [Outro] E E E E Jason