Tom: Am E|E|E|E|E|E|E|-----||||||| E7 B7 Am7 Tell me, have you heard the one Dm C E7 About the prophet with the perfect soul? E7 B7 Am7 Dm The heavenly bastard with his own slasher flick-- C G The greatest fairytale ever told E7 B7 Am7 Weekly he receives Dm C E7 A kneeling ovation from a sleepy nation E7 B7 Am7 Dm They're swallowing the old routine, the holy saltine, C G And backwash from the cup of salvation E|E|E|E|E|E|E|-----||||||| G Am7 F Have you heard the legend sweeping the land? C E7 They're saying we all sprung from some invisible man Am7 F And when he finished up, he took a little rest C G And he's been resting ever since I guess... E|E|E|E|E|E|E|-----||||||| E7 B7 Am7 Tell me, have you heard the one Dm C E7 About the young man who died for your sins? E7 B7 Am7 You think he would've learned his lesson Dm Not to mess with us, C G And yet they say he's gonna come again E7 B7 Am7 He might've hit a ripe old age Dm C E7 If a disciple had not failed him E7 B7 Am7 Dm Broken, betrayed and lost, he lay alone on the cross C G While the easter bunny pounded the nails in... E|E|E|E|E|E|E|-----||||||| G Am7 F Have you heard the legend sweeping the land? C E7 They're saying we all sprung from some invisible man Am7 F And when he finished up, he took a little rest C G And he's been resting ever since I guess... E|E|E|E|E|E|E|-----||||||| E7 B7 Am7 Tell me, have you heard the one Dm C E7 About the healer who could resurrect? E7 B7 Am7 They say that when he rose from the dead Dm He had a flattened head, C G Black boots and two bolts in his neck E7 B7 Am7 Hokum all ye faithful, Dm C E7 That's the whole fable as I was told it E7 B7 Am7 Dm Honestly I'm half-way jealous of the gullible zealots C G Who believe this unbelievable bullshit... E|E|E|E|E|E|E|-----||||||| G Am7 F Have you heard the legend sweeping the land? C E7 They're saying we all sprung from some invisible man Am7 F And when he finished up, he took a little rest C G And he's been resting ever since I guess... E7 B7 Am7