Security guard (troll) after me again and I gotta fly 
Warns that I better stop pumping cause it's a crime 
Run up the stairs and slide down to grind 
Mum says to wear protection cause I could die 

Cause there's a no smoking sign 
And it's only 6 inches wide 
And it's so hard to pick up guys in my ride 
No one knows just how I feel inside, my ride 

Sad little grrl strollin watchin her baby cry 
Barely missed the lightpost gotta filp back side 
Drunken pub guys give me the eye 
They can't touch me cause I'm haulin by 

Cause there's a no smoking sign 
And it's only 6 inches wide 
And it's so hard to pick up guys in my ride 
No one knows just how I feel inside, my ride 

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, 
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, 
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, 
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, 

Cause there's a no smoking sign 
And it's only 6 inches wide 
And it's so hard to pick up guys in my ride 
No one knows just how I feel inside, my ride 

Cause there's a no smoking sign 
And it's only 6 inches wide 
And it's so hard to pick up guys in my ride 
No one knows just how I feel inside, my ride