System of regret Merely dearly departed juveniles Get a clue Twenty-seven ways to lie And subtle ways to tell a lie And twenty-seven moons in the sky And to the Moon, to the Moon, to the Moon Invitation fails Panic tears our tormented juvenile Who understood Subtle ways to tell a lie And many ways I had to practice Only one female's alive Only one female, the one that will never know A way to smile Subtle ways to tell a lie And twenty-seven moons in the sky And to the Moon, to the Moon, to the Moon To the Moon, to the Moon, to the Moon, to the Moon