Tom: C
C F
Don’t drink the water from the toilet
C G
Don’t eat meat from underneath the sink
C F C
Don't eat food in Mexico, don’t take those yellow pills
C G C
Don't eat pulled pork in any part in any part of the world
[Chorus]
C F C
Because you’ll get diarrhoea and pee blood out your ass
C G
For a week or two and then you’ll die AND THEN YOU’LL DIE
C F C
And if you fornicated, or had any selfish thoughts
C G C
You’ll go to hell and burn forevermore
[Verse 2]
C F
Don’t camp in ancient Indian graveyards
C G
Don’t kill people and drive away, make sure that they are dead
C F C
Don’t camp at the Post Office, don’t join that freaky cult
C G C
Don’t lead your nuclear plant to a chemical waste dump
[Chorus]
C F C
Because you’ll get diarrhoea and pee blood out your ass
C G
For a week or two and then you’ll die AND THEN YOU’LL DIE
C F C
And if you fornicated, or had any selfish thoughts
C G C
You’ll go to hell and burn forevermore
(Whistling) [the same tune as the chorus]
[Chorus] x2
C F C
Because you’ll get diarrhoea and pee blood out your ass
C G
For a week or two and then you’ll die AND THEN YOU’LL DIE
C F C
And if you fornicated, or had any selfish thoughts
C G C
You’ll go to hell and burn forevermore
F G C
AND BURN FOD VER….MOOOOOOOD
