Tom: Em
Am
I was walking
Em
Then I stopped
Dm Em7
Outside the Rite-Aid.
Am
I saw him
Em
Bernie Schmidt
Dm Em7
And I said
D
Hey Bernie, Bernie
G C
How are you doing today?
D
Hey Bernie, Bernie
C Bb
Are you feeling okay?
Am
Well tomorrow
Em
Today?s here
Dm Em7
And I ate cheese
Am
I work with
Em
Mr. Schmidt
Dm Em7
And every morning I say
Chorus (Substituting Bb for Am)
Am
He says actually my
Em
Girlfriend died
Dm A5
And I wasn?t in her will.
A5
You know I
G5
Loved her why
B5 A5
Didn?t I get something? Oh!
Am
I said well I
Em
Didn?t care
Dm Em7
And he started to cry.
Am
And I felt bad
Em
So I sad hey
Dm *E
At least it wasn?t me. So!
Chorus
D
Hey Bernie, Bernie!
Dsus
Hi hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
D
Hey!
