Joe Hi there, myron Myron How's it hanging? Joe I've got a date with sheldrake Myron I'm shooting a western down at fox Joe How can you work with darryl? Myron We should talk Joe Gotta run Both Let's have lunch Mary Hi, mr. gillis Joe You look great! Mary I'm up for an audition Joe Sheldrake is driving me insane Mary Don't forget me when you're casting Joe We should talk Mary Gotta run Both Let's have lunch Joe mary Morning, joanna hi there, myron Joanna myron Who are you meeting? you look great Joe mary Sheldrake, but do i need it? i've spent the last month fasting Joanna myron I'm handing in my second draft i'm shooting a western down at fox Joe mary I'd really love to read it don't forget me when you're casting Joanna myron We should talk we should talk Joe mary Gotta run gotta run Both both Let's have lunch let's have lunch Joe Yeah, i have an appointment with mr. sheldrake. Jones Name? Joe Gillis. joseph gillis. Jones All right, sir, you know your way? Joe Yeah. 1st financeman We want the keys to your car 2nd financeman You're way behind with the payments 1st financeman Don't give us any fancy footwork... 2nd financeman Give us the keys. Joe I only wish i could help I loaned it to my accountant He has an important client down in palm springs Felt like shooting the breeze 1st financeman Are you telling us you walked here? Joe I believe in self-denial I'm in training for the priesthood 2nd financeman O.k., wise guy, three hundred bucks. 1st financeman Or we're taking the car. 2nd financeman We have a court order. Joe I love it when you talk dirty. Sammy Bless you, joseph Joe That you, sammy? Sammy How do you like my harem? Joe How come you get such lousy breaks? Sammy One learns to grin and bear 'em Girls This is the biggest film ever made. Joe What're you playing? Anita Temple virgin Dawn Handmaiden to delilah Joe Let's have lunch Gotta run You've got to find me a job I'm way behind with my payments I thought you were meant to be my agent I need some work Morino I only wish i could help This town is dead at the moment There's been this slowdown in production... Joe Who is this jerk? Morino He's my wunderkid from broadway Every major studio wants him Younger man Playing one against the other... Joe What i need is three hundred bucks Morino Maybe what you need is a new agent. Joe Hello, artie Artie Joe, you bastard! Joe You never call me any more Artie Found a cuter dancing partner How are things? Joe Not so great Artie Will this help? Twenty bucks? Joe Thanks, you're a pal. All Good morning, mr. demille. Myron Good morning, c.b. Sheldrake This is sheldrake Bring some water Get me that shithead nolan Nolan, sweetheart Great to talk This draft is so much brighter You're the best Even so I've hired another writer Secretary Mr. gillis. Sheldrake Joe! what the fuck brings you here? Joe You wanted to see me. Sheldrake I did? what about? Joe "bases loaded." it's an outline for a baseball picture. Sheldrake So, pitch. Joe It's about a rookie shortstop. he's batting .347. The kid was once mixed up in a holdup. now he's trying to go straight. Sheldrake Wait a minute. wait a minute. i think i have read this. Somebody, bring in what we've got on... Joe "bases loaded." Sheldrake ..."bases loaded." Joe They're pretty hot for it over at twentieth. Sheldrake Good! Joe But can you see ty power as a shortstop? Ensemble Let's have lunch Betty Here's that "bases loaded" materical, mr. sheldrake. I made a two-page synopsis for you, but i wouldn't bother to read it. Sheldrake Why not? Betty It's just a rehash of something that wasn't very good to begin with. Sheldrake Meet mr. gillis. he wrote it. Ensemble We should talk Sheldrake This is miss kramer. Betty Schaefer. betty schaefer. and right now, i'd like to crawl into a hole and pull it in after me. Joe If i could be of any help... Betty I'm sorry, mr. gillis, i couldn't see the point of it. Joe What sort of material do you suggest? james joyce? dostoyevsky? Betty I think pictures should at least try to say a little something. Joe I see you're one of the message kids. I expect you'd have turned down "gone with the wind". Sheldrake No, that was me. Ensemble Gotta run Betty And i guess i was disappointed. I've read some of your other work and i thought you had some real talent. Joe Yeah, that was last year. this year i felt like eating. Betty Well, i'm sorry, mr. gillis. Sheldrake Thank you, miss kramer. Well, looks like zanuck's got himself a baseball picture. Ensemble We should talk Gotta run Let's have lunch Joe You've got to give me some work I'll take whatever's on offer There must be some shit that needs a rewrite Throw it my way Sheldrake I only wish i could help There's no spare shit at the moment Remember the greatest writers starved in garrets Didn't care about pay Joe Are you trying to be funny? Sheldrake I believe in self-denial Gives a man some moral backbone Joe Can you loan me three hundred bucks? Sheldrake I'm sorry, gillis. good-bye. Joe I just love hollywood. Myron Morning, joanna cliff Where've you been hiding? sammy Hi there, lisa myron How're you doing? katherine I hate this weather cliff You look great liz Rko are o.k.! Mary What're you doing? joanna You look great girls This is the biggest film ever made cliff I'm trying to make my mind up mary Guess i was born to play her dawn What is my motivation? Joanna You look great sammy They're talking nominations liz You should go work for warners' myron Is your new script with sheldrake? morino I'm very close to sheldrake artie We shoot next month Sammy, sandy, artie, morino, myron Gotta run John Let's drive to vegas this weekend Katherine, joanna Let's have lunch Anita You look great joanna I'm handing in my second draft mary It's between me and dietrich katherine I've landed a big broadway show adam I'm gonna work for metro cliff Let's have lunch mary Let's have lunch Girls Let's have lunch, this is the biggest film ever made myron I'd really love to read it cliff I'd know just how to light you john Let's have lunch john/lisa It won't work morino Let's pencil thursday morning Group 1 We should talk Group 2 Gotta run Chorus Let's have lunch! Hi, good morning. aren't we lucky? Going to work with cukor Paramount is paradise Movies from a to zukor We should talk, gotta run Group 1 Let's have lunch Group 2 We should talk Group 1 Gotta run Group 2 Gotta run All Let's have lunch!