Woke up and put my eyeliner on today Painted my nails to take the world on for a change Turned up my stereo till the nearest wall went Boom, boom, boom 'cause i'm a real man, i'm a real man I'm a real man I'm a real man, i'm a real man I'm a real man 'cause what you wanna know about me anyway You read it in a magazine What you wanna know about me anyway I'm nothing that you've ever seen I sat down and called my favorite drink up today Craving the couch where my confession pays it way Double the medicine so maybe i can smile again Oh, oh, oh 'cause i'm a real man, i'm a real man I'm a real man I'm a real man, i'm a real man I'm a real man 'cause what you wanna know about me anyway You read it in a magazine What you wanna know about me anyway I'm nothing that you've ever seen I was down in california there's no holidays Got a tan on christmas and bleached my teeth today Called up my surgeon and transformed into a virgin For the girls back home Boom 'cause what you wanna know about me anyway You read it in a magazine What you wanna know about me anyway I'm nothing that you've ever seen 'cause i'm a real man, i'm a real man I'm a real man