Boy 1 was famous from TV he carved my name into a tree first cut's the deepest and I left him bleeding Boy 2 had earned a law degree he charged me with a felony I stole his heart and pled insanity I know nothing lasts eternal in life but love hurts forever Boy 3 worked at the cemetery His crooked smile was kinda sweet All things must end Now he is 6 feet deep Boy 4 was filthy rich indeed he flew a private jet, but see he crashed and burned There's just no buying me I know nothing lasts eternal in life but love hurts forever Every heart that's broken is a murder one looking down the barrel of a smoking gun have mercy on me, now the deed is done Cause every heart that's broken is a murder one Boy 5 composed a symphony Strings and choir just for me, Then he turned deaf It was a tragedy Boy 6 lived in a monastery he chose a life of poverty I chose Channel So much for chastity I know nothing lasts eternal in life but love hurts forever Every heart that's broken is a murder one looking down the barrel of a smoking gun Have mercy on me, now the deed is done Cause every heart that's broken is a murder one Every heart that's broken is a murder one looking down the barrel of a smoking gun Have mercy on me, now the deed is done Cause every heart that's broken is a murder one Boy 7 was a Don of all Sicily he tried to kiss and tell on me so now he Sleeps with the fishes, arrivederci baby Last boy was a director on a silver screen he went and wrote a slasher flick just for me When he said cut I took it literally Every heart that's broken is a murder one looking down the barrel of a smoking gun Have mercy on me, now the deed is done Cause every heart that's broken is a murder one Every heart that's broken is a murder one looking down the barrel of a smoking gun Have mercy on me, now the deed is done Cause every heart that's broken is a murder one