AITA, am I the asshole? When I hit it keep my shoes and my pants on When I finish, I be sprinting out the back door Seen her man on the couch See you later, bro It's funny right across the street, I got another hoe Sweet and juicy double D's like some cantaloupes She wanna be my wifey, but we can't elope This episode is not a series, it's a standalone Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh (ooh) Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh Respectfully, only time I think about you And it's sexually, not afraid to shoot blanks, I got a vasectomy Oh, your name was Melanie? I thought it was Stephanie Both of y'all look the same to me, respectfully Say, I'm good for nothing, you can never say I'm bluffing Hit the strip and blow the budget, hit the label, they refund it Chase account, got seven digits but it still don't make a difference I can pay to numb the pain, but I cannot pay to fix it, no, no Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh (ooh) Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh (Maybe I'm the asshole) Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh (Maybe I'm the asshole) Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh (Maybe I'm the asshole) Hook (Maybe I'm the asshole) (Maybe I'm the asshole) Looking in the mirror, I don't know what I've become I'm afraid I forget how to love 'Cause I would always be this young Will they love me? Will they hate me when I'm gone? (Gone) Will they hate me when I'm gone? (Gone) 'Cause maybe I'm the asshole (asshole, asshole) Maybe I'm the asshole (asshole, asshole)