Don’t change me
So keep me right
Don’t hurt me
So hold me tight
Don’t desert me
So keep me inside
My old man’s got a really nice number
He’s on pay as you earn
He’s got money to burn
And his brother runs a dodgy little business
Selling fish eggs to the farmers
While his misses takes sewing from the
woman next door
And her brother’s got a job at Ford doing them
little bits are
Now in the windows
What the windows
Well the side windows
Money can’t change me
Money can’t save me from the taxman
Money will make you money oh yea
Money will make you money oh yea
Money can make some money oh yea
I want some of your money oh yea
give his money to the bloody taxman
Now I’ll explode just get my [goat/coat]
Cause I never had a stolen a ten bob note
Last night you wiped your feet like I’m a rug
And I crawled like I was a bug
Then made to feel like I was a slug
Oh life’s a drag when you’re a snail
A strong smell of turpentine prevails
Let us know let us know what tomato may
bring
It may be a strange ballad
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But I never liked salad
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Money can’t change me
Money can’t save me from the taxman
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