Don’t change me So keep me right Don’t hurt me So hold me tight Don’t desert me So keep me inside My old man’s got a really nice number He’s on pay as you earn He’s got money to burn And his brother runs a dodgy little business Selling fish eggs to the farmers While his misses takes sewing from the woman next door And her brother’s got a job at Ford doing them little bits are Now in the windows What the windows Well the side windows Money can’t change me Money can’t save me from the taxman Money will make you money oh yea Money will make you money oh yea Money can make some money oh yea I want some of your money oh yea give his money to the bloody taxman Now I’ll explode just get my [goat/coat] Cause I never had a stolen a ten bob note Last night you wiped your feet like I’m a rug And I crawled like I was a bug Then made to feel like I was a slug Oh life’s a drag when you’re a snail A strong smell of turpentine prevails Let us know let us know what tomato may bring It may be a strange ballad (Background vocals: But I never liked salad (Background vocals: Money can’t change me Money can’t save me from the taxman (Background vocals: )