Best Friends Squad

A glue stick 
Some glitter paint
Words cut out from a magazine
BFF carved in a tree
That stands for 
Baow Fom Froosh!
A portajohn 
Came to life
Put on a play with so and so
Unfortunately they didn't 
Get very good reviews
Whatsherface ate staple sauce
A heaping bowl of staple sauce
Then crazy learners permit girl
Gave me a ride to Babbages
What? They don't got no turbografix games?