he works at the sushi-place every sunday gets enough to pay the rent the rest of his money, is it stolen or lent? h e's a shifty character but then I'm the unreliable narrator when he masturbates he thinks of pretty things like the arch of your eyebrow your almond shaped eye the way you looked when you said goodbye he goes dancing at the indie-club every friday too shy to make a move doesn't dare to talk but his penis, I've seen it, i t's hard and erect as a carrot, sir h e lies dreaming in his bed every day about someone, you know who but he's not in love with her he's not in love with her unreliable narrator! when he masturbates he thinks of pretty things like the arch of your eyebrow your almond shaped eye the way you looked when you said goodbye sideway stumbler post-orgasm slumberer cock the size of a cucumber unreliable narrator! when he masturbates he thinks of pretty things like the arch of your eyebrow your almond shaped eye the way you looked when you said goodbye