He was born in Oklahoma His wifes name was old Betty Lou Thelma Liz And he aint responsible for what he is doing Because his mama made him what he is Chorus: And its up against the wall red neck mother A mother who has raised her son so well So well, so well, so what Hes 34 and drinking in a honkey tonk What he doing down there? Hes just kicking hippies asses and raising hell Well, you know he sure loves to drink that fishtail beer And he chases it down with old Wild Turkey bourbon liquor He drives a 57 GMC pick-up truck With a gun rack and a hed rather step in shit than to smoke his bumper sticker Chorus (this always changes) M is for the mud flaps on my pick-up truck O is for the oil I put in my hair T is for t-bird H if for Haggard E is for eggs, enzymes, and enemas And R is for REDNECK! Chorus