Tom: D Fsus2* G (starts at 0:30) Fsus2 (starts at 0:38) G (starts at 0:43) Fsus2 (starts at 0:46) G (starts at 0:50) Fsus2 (starts at 0:55) G (starts at 0:59) Fsus2 (starts at 1:03) G (starts at 1:08) Fsus2 (starts at 1:11) G (starts at 1:15) Fsus2 (starts at 1:19) G (starts at 1:24) Fsus2 (starts at 1:28) G (starts at 1:32) [Verse 1] F G Meanwhile, back in Paris, I was embarrassed, babe, F G A westbound airline took her away, yeah, F G Was way past midnight, they caught the last flight, ohh, F G And now we're strangers, and I really don't know what to say. [Verse 2] F G I'm afraid now, I'm gonna throw I’m the bait now, F G He may be the master, but he really gonna pay, yeahhhh! F G Well, uh, took out my lady, they must be craaaaazy!!! F G I'd throw the line now but, ah, but he really gonna pay - yeah, yeah! [Bridge] F G Forever, forever and ever and ever and a day, yeah, F G Forever, forever and ever and ever and a day, ooh-ooo. [Instrumental] Em A Em A Em A D [Verse 3] F G Well, I'm gonna find him, then I'm gonna remind him, F G He may be the bloody master but not one of his fate...fate...fate!!! F G He lied to the agent, he lied, he lied when he got his paycheck, his salary, yeah, F G When I find him, he really gonna pay, G Uh, gonna give him, give him some of that. [Chorus] F G Action, action, read all about it, G Yeah, yeah! F G Action, for slander, read all about it, G If you can read, look at this, ha! F G Action, action, read all about it, G I'm not gonna talk to your face, you got, F G Action, for slander, read all about it, G Oh, stick him in ground, six feet down, F G Action, action, read all about it, G Front page news, Bill, F G Action, for slander, ha, read all about it, G Oh, that's something wild, huh? F G Action, action, read all about it, G No-oooohhhhh!!! F F* Action, action, read all about it.