In the summer in the afternoon, the sun was hot, in fact it Burnt a hole in my shoe, I couldn't kick the cat for a month. London Bridge is falling down, spare a penny ? yes if you can Change a pound-I've been caught by the pockets before ! chorus Is it right that there should be someone If there is a simple explanation Please excuse me but it's not really me It's the man in my head ! It can be a normal kind of day-I change my mind and then I change it back again. I talk but I have nothing to say. So if you think I'm being rude or ignorant or simply just in a Mood, don't wind me up it just makes it worse. chorus I like the things that make me laugh And nothing's quite as funny-as a fart in the bath ! Rhubarb and custard or a ha'penny chew So much to choose from-I must admit I've sucked quite a few And they never made my teeth fall out ! Then all those numbers like E102 and cheese and chocolate Only to be flushed down the loo-what goes around comes Back again ! chorus