If you fall in love with me Oh, what a fool you'd be Because you hate my movie taste and dishes in the sink And I take up the bed and all the hot water And I know you don't like kids and I want a daughter But tonight I'm feeling dumb And tonight you are so beautiful So I'll brace myself to fall And if I fall in love with you Oh, what a fool I'd be Because I hate the way you can never decide on what to eat And you work way too hard and your mom thinks I'm peculiar And you think your good at chess and you're also a sore loser But tonight you're looking at me that way And tonight I'm not looking away So I'll brace myself to fall Oh and we'll make a mess of it all And we'll make a mess of it all So I'll brace myself to fall Oh, I'll brace myself to fall Oh, I'll brace myself to fall Oh, I'll brace myself to fall