Tom: A A E7 There was a guy from P.E.I., They used to call "Potato"; A He met this young Leamington, Ontario Tomato E7 But he had eyes for other girls and she was a litte mushy A And so they said "well let's get wed", there's no sense being fussy [Chorus] D A E7 Big size, French Fries, how they love tomatoes! So dress 'em up with Heinz ketchup; A Ketchup loves Potatoes E7 A Ketchup loves Potatoes [Verse 2] A E7 Well he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday. A Saturday they said "O.K. we'll cut the cake on Sunday". E7 But Sunday came and what a shame, they had no one to fetch it A Without a cake they just sat and ate Potato Chips and Ketchup. [Chorus] D A E7 Big size, French Fries, how they love tomatoes! So dress 'em up with Heinz ketchup; A Ketchup loves Potatoes E7 A Ketchup loves Potatoes [Verse 3] A E7 And so this guy from P.E.I., They used to call Potato A He's got two boys and a litte girl, Two Spuds and one Tomato E7 They romp and run around Leamington and boy when they get hungry A The bottle drips all over the chips way down in the Ketchup Country [Chorus] D A E7 Big size French Fries how they love tomatoes! So dress 'em up with Hienz ketchup: A Ketchup loves Potatoes E7 A Ketchup loves Potatoes