How did it go? How'd I get here? The last thing I remember was a pitcher of imported beer I've got to go I work today My wallet's gone, and where's my clothes? I guess we're sitting here today And after this I'll never drink again I need to wake up and get better friends What happened to that social rendezvous? Ten drinks went down, I'm sitting next to you Where did it start Story of mine? We piled right into limericks and having just a good 'ol time We kept it low. We kept it down Then teddy ordered 20 shots, the room just started spinning round And after this I'll never drink again I need to wake up and get better friends What happened to that social rendezvous? Ten drinks went down, I'm sitting next to you today Some day I'll grow up, stop doing this to myself But until then please save me from tonight And after this I'll never drink again What happened to that social rendezvous? Ten drinks went down And after this I'll never drink again I need to wake up and get better friends What happened to that social rendezvous? Ten drinks went down, I'm sitting next to you today