Tom: G First Verse: D Well I don't know why I came here tonight D I got the feeling that something ain't right G7 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair D And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs A Clowns to the left of me C G D Jokers to the right, here I am D Stuck in the middle with you Second Verse: D Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you D And I'm wondering what it is I should do G7 It's so hard to keep this smile from my face D Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place A Clowns to the left of me C G D Jokers to the right, here I am D Stuck in the middle with you Bridge: G7 Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a D Self made man G7 And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say D A7 Please... Please... Third Verse: D Trying to make some sense of it all D But I can see that it makes no sense at all G7 Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor D Cause I don't think that I can take anymore A Clowns to the left of me C G D Jokers to the right, here I am D Stuck in the middle with you Fourth Verse (no lyrics D - D - G7 - D - A - C - G - D - D Bridge (Again) G7 Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a D Self made man G7 And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say D A7 Please... Please... First Verse (Again): D Well I don't know why I came here tonight D I got the feeling that something ain't right G7 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair D And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs A Clowns to the left of me C G D Jokers to the right, here I am D Stuck in the middle with you