Tom: Am G F C Kow kow calqulator G F C Was a very smooth operator G F C Had himself a pet alligator G F C Kept it in a chrome elevator, yeah G F C When the sun began to shine G F C The alligator come outside G F C Kow kow played the chimes G F C G Together they would go for a ride F C G As they travelled with a heavy load F C G They came across a dead horse at the side of the road F C G With two generals standing at each end F C Fighting over whose fault it had been G F C And all that's left was this war G F C And they couldn't get things back together like they were before C G Well, listen [Bridge] G Turn on your love light G Turn it on, let it shine G Inside your heart G Let it shine, turn it on G Your love light G Turn it on G Turn it on G Let it shine F Inside your miiiind [Verse 2] G F C So many times kow kow had heard it said before G F C G Oh, don't, lord, don't go near that door F C G The cause of our evil you'll uncover F C Because of our misery you discover G F C Well, misery seeks it's own company G F C Kow kow had heard it said G F C Now he sits there crying G F C Oh, with his hands across his head G F C Kow kow calqulator G F Oh, a very smooth operator G F Get back in your elevator G F# F Kow kow calqulator G F# Turn on your love light F E F F# Oh, oh, oh, oh G Let it shine