hey, mister crossing lady lots of sunshine but your corner's shady you say that life has passed you by you can drink but you can't drive in a playhouse world you can dress the part what the kids don't know won't break their hearts hey, mister crossing lady lots of sunshine but your corner's shady the dmv possessed your car the neighbors gawk 'cause you can't walk far now you're stopping all the traffic you're so pretty when you work your magic hey, mister crossing lady lots of sunshine but your corner's shady