His name was Dapper Dan He came from South Japan He did drink He did drugs In his Rolls He'd fallen on his feet From living on the street He did drink He did drugs In his Rolls Nothing new to you, nothing new to me He got a body in the boot the size of me He took me down to the underground to see And that's wierd for me He'd drink himself to sleep Girls falling at his feet He did drink He did drugs In his Rolls He'd paint his eyes in black Slick hair from front to back He did drink He did drugs In his Rolls Nothing new to you, nothing new to me He got a body in the boot the size of me He took me down to the underground to see And that's wierd for me to see