Tom: Am D Bm A E C [Verse] D Bm I caught you streaking in your Birkenstocks A A scary thought in the 2K's E It's not too late C Zits and toothpaste D Bm Got enveloped in your sticker shock A I gotta' tell ya, it's a barrage E It's a barrage C It's a mirage [Chorus] G A We are the tigers Bm We need separate rooms C G We are so divided A Let us in G D Change is all we need to improve [Intro] D Bm A E C D Bm A E C [Verse] D Bm Call me petty, I mean every word A The "and's", the "if's", the "but's", and the "the's" E C Trust me, because I'm worth hating D Bm I'm a 1-800-you can vent A A garden variety amend E Rules you can bend C Insulin arrows [Chorus] G A We are the tigers Bm We need separate rooms C G We are so divided A Let us in [Outro] G Na-na-na-na na-na-na C A# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na D# E I believe I never had a spleen, never had a spleen, never had a dream F Ice cream is my favorite steal(?)