Tom: Am C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 [Verse 1] C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 You had dinner at Jude's and you broke all the plates C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Telling your favourite joke where you break all the plates C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 You threw all of your clothes off the back of the boat C#m7b5 Cmaj7 G F Am You said that you're gonna quit but we know that you won't G F Am G F You won't, you won't [Chorus] Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 You only like me when I do my tricks for you Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 You wear me out like you wear that southern cross tattoo Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 You said I'd look much better if I dropped the attitude Am G Dm Cmaj7 Am G Dm Cmaj7 Leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone [Interlude] C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 [Verse 2] C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 You've got all of your ducks lined up in a row C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Driving back from the job with Kyle and Jackie-O C#m7b5 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 You want all of us to pull you out of the muck C#m7b5 Cmaj7 G F Am You're always wanting a kiss and then you want to get laid G F Am G F Get laid, get laid [Chorus] Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 You only like me when I do my tricks for you Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 You wear me out like you wear that southern cross tattoo Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 You said I'd look much better if I dropped the attitude Am G Dm Cmaj7 Am G Dm Cmaj7 Leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone [Instrumental Break] Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 Am G Dm Cmaj7 Am G Dm Cmaj7 [Chorus] Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 You only like me when I do my tricks for you Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 And you wear me out like you wear that southern cross tattoo Am Cmaj7 Am Gmaj7 I'd look better if I dropped the attitude Am G Dm Cmaj7 Am G Dm Cmaj7 Leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone Am G Dm Cmaj7 Am G Dm Cmaj7 Leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone