A botanist Wearing green gloves Is passionate for flowers But he’s allergic to humans So he stayed within his lab One day in his lab Through the windows he saw A flower-like lady Who caught his heart at once She was not like the others She was venus made flesh Oh, but she’s allergic to flowers So she strayed from the botanist He watched her all day long From the windows of his lab Oh, it was love he was sure So he had to make her his He went out his lab In a gas mask at night To see the lady he loves He crept up her room And filled it with gas Then took her to his lab She awoke in his lab She’s groggy still from the gas The botanist was staring at her With a grim intention in mind He watched her all day long Through a cylinder glass He felt love he was sure But there was one thing wrong With the lady he loves She has human flesh Worry not for I will make you bloom He watched her all day long Through a cylinder glass The botanist was delighted And felt a wonderful feeling of love A botanist wearing red gloves Is passionate for a flower His flower is withering away But for now, they have to run away