Tom: Fm
Fm Ab Bbm C C7
(GUITAR)
E|--------1-1--------1-1-------1-1-1-4-3-3----|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------|
E|-1-0-1-------1-0-1-----1-0-1----------------|
OR
(UKULELE)
A|--------8-8--------8-8-------8-8-8---------|
E|-----------------------------------4-3-3---|
C|-5-4-5-------5-4-5-----5-4-5---------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
Repeat X6
(GUITAR)
Fm Ab Bbm C
E|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------------------|
D|-----------------------|
A|-----------------------|
E|-1----4-----6----8-----|
OR
(UKULELE)
Fm Ab Bbm C
A|------------1----3-|
E|-1----4------------|
C|-------------------|
G|-------------------|
[Intro]
C N.C.
Down!
Fm
from the sky, go run and hide
C
From their catastrophic path
Fm
Big teeth in jaws, That’s what we saw
C
And now they’ve chomped my car in half
[Bridge]
Fm
They fly in the sky
Ab
They look totally crazy
Fm
Their wings are superimposed
Ab
What kind of god is so lazy?
Fm
How can we hide?
Ab
How can we survive
C
Flying cartilaginous genocide?
[Chorus]
N.C. Fm
So be wary of the Sky Sharks
C
They want to nom on your blood
Bbm
If you want to have a future
Gb C
Heed my warning or you'll lose it
N.C. Fm
And please avoid their dreaded eye ray
C
Run and hide and fight another day
Bbm
Practice cardio, increase your pace
Gb C
Preserve your human race
[Post-Chorus]
C Fm
Lets run away
Bbm Fm
Yes, lets run away
Gb C
The Sky Sharks are here to stay
[Verse 1]
N.C. Fm
Now they’re eating all our fried fish
C
And all the seafood that no one will miss
Bbm
Hundreds of grandparents mourn the loss
Gb C
Of every Long John Silver tartar sauce
[Verse 2]
N.C. Fm
We tried to stop them but they’re too quick
C
Dodged every whiffle ball and wooden stick
Bbm
Well what else can we throw their way
Gb C
How ‘bout that copy of 50 Shades of Grey?
N.C.
[Post-Verse]
Gm A Dm
I wish there was a formula
Gm A E A
Of extra-special things to drive them away.
Gm A Dm
But instead we'll need some legs
Bb E A
So grab your sneakers and flee the fray
[Professor Elemental's Rap]
(Bass: F Eb D-C-Bb-Ab)
Fm
A reign of terror flying past
Fm
When I first heard I had quite a laugh
Eb
Look up in the sky, flying shark
D
Teeth like knives that bite in half
Fm
Things get weird. I take up the slack
Fm
I’m the man for the job or I’ll eat my hat
Eb
Laser-guided orcas live without water
D
Fitted with wings, engines, mortars
Fm
Old-fashioned grit and I fire like this
Fm
“Let me try” -oh I insist!
Eb
Aim, fire, strike with a tiny risk-
D
Oh blimey, spoke too soon- I missed
Fm
Shark repellent is ineffective
Fm
London's done for, chums, I’ve wrecked it
Eb
Sharks are landing, grey and vicious
D N.C.
On the other hand, this hat tastes delicious
[Bridge]
(Rabbit)
Fm Ab
Well, we’ve tried everything, what else can we do?
(Hatchworth)
Fm Ab
I hear there’s still safe houses left in Old Peru...
(The Spine)
Fm Ab
Please heed our warning, these sharks will never tire
(Hatchworth)
C
Wait a second, hold on, did anyone think about
C7
using… fire?
(Rabbit, Spoken)
N.C.
Huh... fire...
Hey, Hatchworth. Hand me that stick over there.
Professor, do you have a lighter?
(oh yes, I've got one here. There you go. Heheh.)
Thanks
(Rabbit proceeds to light the Sky Sharks on fire.)
Back, back! That's a bad Sky Shark! Back, back!
Oh my gosh, it's w-working!
They're leaving! We've done it, we've done it!
Spread the word, guys. They don't like fire!
(Professor Elemental)
It worked! The fire worked!
That was my lighter, did that.
(Various Shouting)
Hey, you're never gonna believe this! They don't like fire!
Hey mama, it's fire, it kills them! Imagine that.
They don't like fire, spread the word! Tell the world!
Spread the word, spread the word!
(Elemental)
Quickly, we must tell the Queen at once.
(The Spine)
Hello, your Royal Majesty?
C7
Yes, we do have an antidote, and it's fire!
[Chorus]
N.C. Fm
So be wary of the Sky Sharks
C
They want to nom on your blood
Bbm
If you want to have a future
Gb C
Heed my warning or you'll lose it
Fm
And please avoid their dreaded eye ray
C
Run and hide and fight another day
Bbm
Practice cardio, increase your pace
Gb C
Let's preserve the human race
[Outro]
(Rabbit, Spoken)
Fm Bbm Fm Gb
And, in the end, it was the most humblest of God's creatures that stopped the sky sharks.
Gb C
Why, it was none other than fire.
C Fm Bbm
The word spread to the farthest reaches of earth, and humanity collectively burned down every f-forest
Fm
on the p-p-planet.
Gb Gb
The Sky Sharks left, and the world was safe again
C C N.C.
Free to smolder, in its charred, ashy ruin.
