Signs to tell you when to walk Signs to tell you when not to Signs to say where you mustn't park Signs to say where you've got to Signs all in the same language Signs that you don't understand Signs are giving conflicting information Signs only right as things stand Near miss Or near mrs (oh, near mrs) Is this love Is that what this is (is that what this is?) Near miss Or near mister (oh, near mister) How would you know How would you know if you missed it? Would you know if you missed it? Signs on the way into work Signs all over the place Signs are doing someone else's bidding Signs refereeing the race Near miss Or near mrs (oh, near mrs) Is this love Is that what this is (is that what this is?) Near miss Or near mister (oh, near mister) How would you know How would you know if you missed it? Would you know if you missed it? Near miss Or near mrs (oh, near mrs) Is this love Is that what this is (oh, is that what this is?) Near miss Or near mister (oh, near mister) How would you know How would you know if you missed it? Would you know if you missed it?