Tom: C
C F
Well we went out on a double date
G7
Me and Edith you and Kate
C F
Before we got past their front gate
G7
There you were making eyes at Edith
While you were making time with Kate
A7 D7
You can't have your Kate and Edith too
G7 C
You rascal you a-ledel-ledi-hoo
F
Then we went to a drive in a show
G7
You were kissing on Kate she wouldn't let you go
C F
I looked at Edith started feeling bold
G7
I found your big hairy hand holding on
To the hand I was trying to hold
A7 D7
You can't have your Kate and Edith too
G7 C
You rascal you a-ledel-ledi-hoo
F
Edith asked me if I would
G7
Get her some popcorn I said I would
C F
When I got back dad blame if you
G7
Hadn't crawled into the backseat with
Kate and Edith was back there too
A7 D7
You can't have your Kate and Edith too
G7 C
You rascal you a-ledel-ledi-hoo
F
Years have passed since that first date
G7
I married Edith you married Kate
C F
Now every night when I come home
G7
Your car's in the driveway Kate's in the car
And you and Edith are in the house alone
A7 D7
You can't have your Kate and Edith too
G7 C
You rascal you a-ledel-ledi-hoo
