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[Verse 1]
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I look around the kingdom
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And see the desparation
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And the devastation that persists
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No matter what I do
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But today could be the day
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I finally make a difference
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And all the grateful citizens will say to me
[Verse 2]
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
[Verse 3]
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Fuck you, Jafar!
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Good morning, baker!
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Where are you off to today, you no good piece of shit?
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Squawk! Piece of shit!
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What did you just call me, you bastard?
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No, friend! I said nothing! That was my bird. He has the ability to repeat words that others have spoken.
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Well, why don't you teach him these words, then? Fuck you, Jafar.
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Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!
[Verse 4]
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Why don't we have enough to eat?
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Why are we dying in the street?
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Why does my baby always cry?
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Why did my mommy have to die?
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Mine too, mine too, mine too, mine too, mine too!
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The answer here is crystal clear
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Jafar, that ugly old Vizier
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He's the reason for our many woes
[Verse 5]
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Though we're upset, we shouldn't fret
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We mustn't let ourselves forget
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The saying every child raised within the kingdom knows
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You've got to dream a little harder
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When life won't go your way
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Simply dream a little harder
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Trust me when I say that when you
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Dream a little harder
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You're sure to follow through
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'Cause if you're good and you're attractive
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No need to be proactive
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Good things will just happen to you!
[Verse 6]
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I've come to return the book I borrowed!
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Oh, Jafar! It took you long enough, you shit-eating dog.
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I couldn't put it down! It's one of my favorites!
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The story of a misunderstood witch who's really not wicked at all.
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She's just green! But she still gets blamed for all the kingdom's problems.
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Oh, so you think you're better than me just 'cause you can read?
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Well get out of my bookstore, we don't like your kind here anyway.
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But what about the book?
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Keep it. And may the rats ejaculate upon you.
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Thank you! Thank you very much!
[Verse 7]
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Why is the kingdom plagued by theft?
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Why are there no more good jobs left?
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Why does the sun go down at night?
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Why is everyone in the kingdom white?
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Um... Jafar?
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Jafar! Jafar! Jafar!
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No man who's just could ever trust
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A face that triggers such disgust
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His twisted features give me such a chill
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So let us pray that one fine day
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That evil man will go away
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'Cause if we want it bad enough he will!
[Verse 8]
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For if you
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Dream a little harder
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You'll get what you desire
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Dream a little harder
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When things are looking dire
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If you dream a little harder
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Success is guaranteed
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If you are sure of your intention
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Some magic intervention
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Will give you the edge that you need
[Verse 9]
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Oh! Pardon me, madam.
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Oh, that's alright. Just try to keep your fat face out of that motherfucking book.
[Verse 10]
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I know that I'm no prize
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I'm not so easy on the eyes
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I can't rely on looks to get me by
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But ugliness permits a man to use his wits
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'Cause pretty people never have to try
[Bridge]
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I hear the people whisper as I walk about the streets
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I know they call me-
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Ugly old Jafar!
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What I call planning, they call scheming
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What I call delusion, they call dreaming
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Why am I the only one who sees things as they are?
[Verse 11]
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Wish a little stronger
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I need six eggs/Why not buy some?
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Hope a little bigger
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I want to fly / That's unrealistic
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Think a little louder
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I want to be a cat/ What?/Fuck you!
[Verse 12]
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Whistle while you swallow
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A spoonful of sugar
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And your dreams will come true upon a star
[Bridge]
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Dream hard enough, my friend
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Jafar will meet a violent end
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He could be skewered by a sailing ship
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Or hanged in tangled jungle vines
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Or eaten by hyenas
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Or he'll plummet to his death from a castle, a clock or a cliff
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And if we dream a little harder
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Our patience and our honor
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Will rid us of that ugly old Jafa - - - r!
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Fuck you!
