Tom: Am
A7 A
It's...a...
D
Show stoppin' number
Bm
A real show stopper
D E A7
A show stoppin' number, come on
D
Something to shock 'em
Bm
To bring them a-crawlin'
D Em A
A big time box office draw
G
With the press and the glamour
Bb C
We'll kill the reviews
D F G
Spotlight on Mr. Ingénue
Em
So fill up your Tumblr
A D
Got a show stoppin' number for you
[DIALOGUE]
C G Bb
[VERSE 2]
D
A show stoppin' number
Bm
Is something you die for
D Em A7
A real catchy earwormy tune
D
An award winning score
Bm
That seeps in and out of your pores
G D F G
A ditty to make the chorus girls swoon
G
It'll unify humanity
Bb C
In a thundering chorus
D F G
No exits from this Broadway venue
G
So splash those shiny cymbals
Em A D
Got a show stoppin' hymnal for you
[DIALOGUE]
F G
[CHORUS]
Bm E7
Business calls, I'm up to my ass in shit
E7
What is this business?
Bm E7
Markets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wits
E7
I just can't take it
G E
When all I want to do
G D
Is spend the day with
A
Greg...
G
And Steve...
C
And Stu...
F
And Mark...
G
And Leighton...
Am7
And Chad...
[DIALOGUE]
Am
[CHORUS]
G E
All I want to do
G D F G
Is spend the day with Steve and -
D
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
E
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
F
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
C Am A
I can't wait to get home to my boys!
[VERSE 3]
D
A show stoppin' number
Bm
A real show stopper
D F E
An aria to rule them all
G
They'll throw us their money
Bb C
At full price admission
D F G
The world will come tumblin' down
Em
Hamilton move over
A D
Your new competition's in town
[DIALOGUE]
G Am C F G Am Am7 Am A
[CHORUS]
D E
Workin' boys, we're up in our ass in shit
E
What is this business?
D
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
E
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
F
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
C Bb F
I can't wait to get home to my boys
